What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 09:01
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Ipsa qui quis id sit et sit eius.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
No way
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!